Sugarcane

Arrive at Dungeon-er Office Space.\n\nHmph! You played this level so many times. And you're too awesome to not clear this.\n\nYou just went through a lot of stuff.\nThis is all the same. Pshaawww..\n\nThis is easy as pie.\n\nBUT SUDDENLY! A WILD BOSS APPEARED! \n\nNothing too difficult! He's just Eric, your eccentric, kind of annoying, boss. \nJust a simple "Good Morning" is usually sufficient.\n\n[[Prepare to initiate "POLITE AND GENUINELY PLEASED GREETING".|Greet]]

OKAY YOU RUUUUN FASTER AGAAAAIN \n\nOHMYGOSH OHMYVEGETABLES HE IS CATHING WAIT WHAT SPELLING- OH CATCHING UP.\n\nYou tripped.\n\nHe got you again.\n\nSucks to be you.\n\nAny last hope?\n\n[[>Not amused attack|Not Amused]]\n[[>Threat Spell|Threat]]\n[[>Go home. You faceplanted yourself on the office floor.WOW. Now I'M telling you to go home.|Home]]

Avoid Trolls.\n\nWOW YOU AVOIDED THEM. Didn't expect you to successfully do it, but you just did.\n\nWait is that..\nGreg?\n\nOhhh noo.\n[[>HA. Let's do this.|mini-boss]]\n[[Go home. Do not want to deal with this.|Home]]

<html> Shuffle,shuffle. </html>\n\nReport to the Sorceress/Save point: Emily \n[[>save?|save]]\n\n[[>No need to save.Really.|No Save]]

You are working as a secretary to the boss of a new company called DKB Finance.\n\nNow there are some things that have changed since you've been hired. You have to be able to survive going to your desk with those changes.\n\n[[ENTER WORLD: SKYLINE|Skyline]]\n\n\n\n\n

D:<\n\nYou did not greet him. He's a nice person. He did not deserve that. I thought you know how to be polite, huh? He probably hates you now. \n\nAll you had to do was say good morning.. but noooo..\nYou decided to be a jerk. \n\n\nYOUR IMAGINATION:\n\nMatthew: I see how it is. FINE. *flips table*\n\nEND OF IMAGINATION.\n\n\nOkaaay OOOkaaaayy\nasdfghjkl\n\nGo back! Go baaack! Greet him! Say Good Morning or whatever!\n--------------------------------\n\nYou: Good Morning, Mr. Matthew! I'msorryIdidnotgreetyousooner. Thatwasimpoliteofme.I'mashamedofmyself.\n\nMatthew: W-Woah, woah! Calm down! \nHey, don't worry. I'm not mad or anything. \nDo not worry, you're always polite to everyone!\n\nAnd Good morning to you too! How about some coffee to start the day?\nAnd didn't I tell you to just call me Matthew?\n----------------------------\n\nMr. Mat-Matthew is a nice person. How can you even think of not greeting him? He even offered you some coffee. Now, why don't we follow his example, huh?\n\n-------------------------------------\n[[>coffee|coffee]]

:)\n\nYou: Good Morning Matthew-senseeeeeii.\n\nMatthew: What.\n\nYou: Er- I mean Good Morning, Mr. Matthew.\n\n[[>Snap! What kind of greeting was that?! Go home?|Home]]\n\nContinue?\nYes.\n\nMatthew: Good Morning, You. No need for the "Mr" part though! Hey, want some coffee?\n\n[[>Do not decline, you greeted him weirdly.|coffee]]

:D\n\nYou: Good Morning, Mr. Matthew.\n\nMatthew: Good Morning, You. -chuckles- How many times do I have to tell you to just call me Matthew. Hearing myself be called "Mr. Matthew" makes me feel old. And you are a year older than I am! \n\nAnyway, want a coffee to start your morning?\n\n[[>Oh, thank you for the offer, but I have to decline. I appreciate it though! |No coffee]]\n\n[[>Oh, I do want one, please. Thank you!|coffee]]\n

You did not have coffee. \n\nNot like it matters. It's nice of Matthew to offer you coffee though. \n\nWell, you do know that coffee here sucks and the only reason why people would drink it is because they need it. \n\nAnyway.. [[Continue trying to get to your cubicle|one]]

Pffftt- Think you can go home now?\n\nNaaahh\n\nYou're too flustered your feet are tied to the ground.\n\nSilly "you".\n\nHA.\n\nTime is running out! Oh another option?\n\nYou have leveled up from <html> MINOR SUPPORTING CHARACTER WITH UNREQUITED AFFECTION FOR LEAD ATTRACTIVE WEIRD BOSS" CLASS, LEVEL 9 </html> to <html> CONFUSED BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND", LEVEL 1!</html>\n\nNEW OPTIOOON!\n\n[[>Ew gross but KISS AND HUG SPELL|Chu]]\n\n

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-\n\n\nOH Shiiz.\n\nYou just got Cicada blocked by your boss.\n\nBy your boss. Eric.\n\nAre you in one of those annoying romantic novels?\n\nNope, you're in a parody of one though.\nRPG styled tho'.\n\nHA.\n\nTime is running out! Oh another option?\n\nYou have leveled up from <html> MINOR SUPPORTING CHARACTER WITH UNREQUITED AFFECTION FOR LEAD ATTRACTIVE WEIRD BOSS" CLASS, LEVEL 9 </html> to <html> CONFUSED BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND", LEVEL 1!</html>\n\nNEW OPTIOOON!\n\n[[>Ew gross but KISS AND HUG SPELL|Chu]]\n\n

Okay..\n\nslooowwwlyyyy\nSloowwwlyyy....\n\n\nOKAY RUUUUUUNNNNNN.\n RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAAAAAANNNNNN.\n\n\nRYIIAHDHAKSHDASIAN:DIHS:A\nRAAASUSUDANSDNNNN\nRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN\n\n\nYou idiot. He got you.\n What now?\n\n[[>RUN AGAIN.|Run2]]\n[[>Not Amused attack|Not Amused]]\n[[>Threat Spell|Threat]]\n\n

You got trolled. \n\nIT SUCKS DOESN'T IT.\n\nUGH. WHY ARE YOU SO-\n\nUGH. But you are me. So..\nWait why am I talking to myself/ monologue-ing in my brain this entire time?\n\n\nAnd I wanted to see my good-looking boss. \nand chat with some people. \n\nand drink that awful coffee again.\n\n-sighs- \n\nGo home for now. Just, go to work tomorrow.\nYou cannot go on since you did not save.\n\n[[go home. *sniff* |Home]]

"Handshake initiated!"\n\nYou: G-Good Morning, Sir Eric!\n\n(Polite as ever. PFFFT..)\n\nEric gave you a confused look, but returned the handshake.\n\nThen he smiled. \n\nEric: LOL What's with the- uhh.. handshake?\n\nYou: Oh, I simply...\n\n(HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS?)\n\n(you never dated your boss before! What's the protocol for this?)\n\nEric: Yeah, I know what you mean -smiles nervously- \nI've never done this before either but.. I really want this to work! \n\nI know this is awkward and all but if we just--\n\nYou: --pretend that all is usual? \n(It seemed like the most logical thing, actually)\n\nBoss(Eric): Yeah! Thenn..-ahem- Good Morning, You! Are you ready for this day?!\n\nYou: Of course Sir Eric \n>returns the smile.\n\nBoss: If you need me, I'll be in my office then!\n\nYou: Yes, and I'll be here, as usual.\n\n\nTRUE END.\n\n------------------------------------\n\nYOU HAVE SURVIVED GOING TO YOUR DESK!!\n\nYAY I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.\nKINDA.\n\n>CONTINUE?\n\nEndings always kinda suck. I know.\n\n>continue?\n\nMaybe Next time. After all the objective was to reach your cubicle that's it.\n\n

"Office" the game.\n-insert dramatic sound here-\nLame Name.\n

Greet GATEKEEPER: MATTHEW\n\n-Matthew is the one who taught you the ins and outs of the place and the one who gave your tips on how to handle your eccentric, loud, my-own-pace, young boss.\n\nHe has helped you in so many ways. He's probably the only normal person there. Excluding you.\nYou're normal.. right?\nKinda.\n\nHe's also the cousin of your boss. He's not weird though. He's normal.\n\nSo, Greet Matthew?\n\n[[>Exchange pleasantries|Greet1]]\n\n[[>Dude, gotta greet him. He's basically your sensei if this was Karate.|Greet2]]\n\n[[>Don't greet? What? I thought you're a polite person?! Fine. Be that way|Greet3]]\n\n\n[[>Go home? Whaaaat? Whyyyy? You just got here!|Home]]

Good thing you saved/reported since two trolls are coming your way.\n\nAnthony and Frederick.\n\nDon't get me wrong, they're your friends. But they just like to troll people. They act like kids. \n\nGood thing you have the Sorceress Emily here! Everyone fears her for she's the only one that can go against the trolling of these two.\n\n[[>attack with weapon!|Weapon]]\n[[>HADOOOKEEEN!|Hadoken]]\n[[>Avoid the Trolls|Avoid trolls]]\n[[>I'm a coward. I'm gonna go home.|Home]]

You had coffee.\n\nThank the wonderful Matthew. Coffee is the best.\n\nExcept the fact that coffee here sucks.\n\nAnyway continue the thing.\n\n[[>continue?|one]]\n\n[[>I'm gonna go home. I hated the coffee|Home]]

<html> You attacked Anthony and Frederick with your geek attack! </html>\n\nINSERT GEEKY PARAGRAPH HERE\n\n<html> It's kinda effective!</html>\n\nThey used low troll attack though! \n\n-5 HP\n \n\nDon't worry! Sorceress Emily will heal you and give you some kinda shield!\n\n[[>Avoid the trolls with super Avoidance attack|Avoid trolls]]\n[[>use Geek Attack again|Weapon]]\n[[>USE THE ULTIMATE SECRET WEAPON|Hadoken]]\n[[>Go home. What do you mean you can't do this? Seriously?!|Home]]

Easy as childbirth. Not pie.\n\n\nALEERRRRTTT! ARMIN ALERRRT- WAIT. NO.\n\nALLLEERRTTT! \n\nWild ERIC has leveled up! He has gone from <html> "LEAD ATTRACTIVE KIND OF ECCENTRIC BUT WHATEVER HE'S GOOD LOOKING CHARACTER CLASS, LEVEL 9</html> to <html> "ER IT'S AWKWARD TO SAY BUT BOYFRIEND CLASS, LEVEL 1. </html>\n\n"POLITE AND GENUINELY PLEASED GREETING" may be ineffective!! \n\nOH NOES.\n\nGURRRLLL or DDUUUUUDEEES\n\nWhat'r you gunna do?\n\n ಠ_ಠ\n\nokay. Okay.\n\nWhat are you going to do now?!\n\n[[>Ignore Boss|Ignoreboss]]\n[[>SUPER POLITE BOW DESU|bow]]\n[[>Run away.|run3]]\n[[>Go home now?|Go home]]

You: <html> HAAAADDDOOOOOKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! </html>\n\nAnthony(Troll 1): LOL you and your weird stuff. I'm gonna leave you be. \nFrederick(Troll 2): HAHAHAHA. I CAN'T-\nWHYYYY? \n\nAnthony help me here, "You"'s so weeeirrd.\nPfftt-.\n--------------------------------------------\nWow.\n\nIt's super effective! \n\nThey..uhh..died instantly!\n\nNO MORE TROLLS. YES.\n\nAre you awesome or are YOU awesome?!\n\n-highfived sorceress Emily- Emily was so impressed!\n\nEmily: YOU'RE AWESOMESAUCEEEEEEE.\n\n+10 SP\n\n[[>OKAY WHAT IS NEXT?|mini-boss]]\n[[>Go home. WHAAAT WHYY? YOU JUST DEFEATED THE TROLLS WITH THE-|Home]]\n

<html> \nWalk, walk, walk </html>\n\n DKB Finance is a new company where you ended up being hired at.\n\n You remember that the interview was rather odd. Your boss is odd.\n You called the place to apply. Then they asked you to go to the building for an interview.You asked if you need your resume and they told you that you won't really need it. Weird right?\n\n On your way there, on the subway train, a young man approached you and found out about the comic that you are reading. The Oresteia was a perfect cover for your geeky interests.\n\n<html> RATS. </html> \n\n You talked to him for a while about which one is better- Macs or PCs. PCs are. And what a coincedence! He's going to the same place as you are! You split the cab and stopped in front of the building.\n\nGuess what? He was your boss and that was the interview.\n\nWhat a weirdo boss. He's good-looking and nice though.\n\nAnyway, enough about the flashback whatever thingy!\n\n<html> Walk, walk, walk. Stop </html>\n\nEnter the village: [[DKB FINANCE]]\n\n

Since now you have more SP given by Emily, you can now use the "THINLY VEILED BUT POLITELY WORDED THREAT"\n\nYou threatened Greg.\n\nHe's such a baby.\n\n<html> It's super effective! </html>\n\nYAAAYYY HOOORAAAAY YOUUU.\n\nYOU ARE AWESOME.\n\nHe's kinda weak though.\n\nLet us move forward! \n\n[[Navigate through Maze:CUBICLES|cubicles]]

I am Norkynius Farticius Cornhead.

-BZZZTT-\n\nCANNOT DO THAT.\n\nThat is intended for enemies.\n\n[[>SUPER POLITE BOW DESU|bow]]\n[[>Run away.|run3]]\n[[>Go home now?|Go home]]\n

You used the not amused attack!\n\nಠ_ಠ\n\n-staaaaareeeee-\nIt's bothering him.\n\nGreg: W-Why are you looking at me like that?!\n\nYou: ಠ_ಠ \n<html> -SRS BSNS face- </html>\n\nGreg: GYAAAAAAAHHHH!! I GIVE UP. -Runs away-\n\nYAY YOU WON! YOU KINDA DEFEATED THE MINIBOSS\n\nಠ_ಠ \nokaaay.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[Navigate through Maze:CUBICLES|cubicles]]

Cubicles \nCubicles\nCubicles\nCubicles\nCubicles\nCubicles\n\n\nOKAY.\n\nಠ_ಠ\n\nYou have arrived.\nBut wait..\n\n[[Puzzle Dungeon: Office Space|Dungeon]]\n\n[[Go home. ಠ_ಠ|Home]]

-SUPER POLITE BOW DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-\nYeah No.\n\n\nYou and Eric are more familiar than that.\n\n[[>Run away.|run3]]\n[[>Go home now?|Go home]]\n

Here comes Greg. \n\nHe's a good person. You think.\n\nHe's just friends with those trolls.\n\nAnd he trolls bad.\n\nWell Greg is a smart dude who's in charge of some big stuff. He's nice somtimes, but he likes to make fun of some people. He's a funny dude who likes romance novels for some reason. \n\nThat wasn't much of a help? I know. Just blabbered some random information about Greg.\n\nWhat do we do now?\n\n<html> Hint: Very annoying and persistent.</html>\n\n[[>RUN!!|Run]]\n[[>Not amused attack|Not Amused]]\n[[>Threat Spell|Threat]]\n[[>Go home. Why do this option keep on coming back?!|Home]]

:C\n\nYou did not save.\n\n-gasp- Trolls Anthony and Frederick found you!\n\nYou're gonna get trolled. Sucks to be you.\n\n\nAnd you did not save. \n\nThat's why you always save when you see save points. \n\nThe Sorceress is not here to help you now since you did not report in.\n\n[[*sighs*|dead2]]\n

You WENT HOME. ALL THE EFFORT YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH-\n\nYOU WASTED YOUR TIME. GETTING TO THAT PLACE TOOK TIME AND YOU JUST-\n\nI DON'T EVEN-\n\nWHY?\n\nUGH.\n\nGo to sleep.\n\n\n-BAD END\n\n[[Restart to Skyline?|Skyline]]

It's probably the most effective but in this office, public setting, it's inappropriate!\n\nYou idiot!\n\n-TIME IS RUNNING OUUUTTTT-\n\nPerhaps a simpler move?\n-ERIC(your boss) HAS ALMOST REACHED THE DESK.-\n\nYou cannot ignore him, but you cannot do the other option. It's inappropriate and besides, your relationship is only level 1!!\n\nTime is up! \n\n-First move given to Eric.\n\n-Eric has initiated "Hug".\n\nDefend?\n-BZZT-\n\n-MOMENT OF PANIC-\nWEIRD OPTION APPEARED:\n[[>Handshake!|Hand]]\n\nLOL SORRY.\n